My uncle woke up 20 mins into the game and has been providing me with commentary x100 better than the SBS commentators.
- Him: Come on, Dortmund! Bloody Bavarians. Kill them!
- Him: Oh, they knocked his head off and now they're playing football with it.
- Him: Haven't seen a Bayern fan yet. [Literally a second later the camera backgrounds a single man dressed in red in a sea of yellow. We both laugh.] They're gonna kill him in a second!